Happy Pride Month! 🏳️🌈
Its true, I spent many nights undercover in gay bars, trying to identify homosexual men by whether or not they moaned when I sucked their dicks in the bathroom stall.
Well I’m not gay, but I am pan, though. Do I count or should I go turn myself in?
You’re one of us. You’re safe
Yay! I’m a part of something! :D
Jokes on you, I’m a sovereign citizen
Mr. electric send him to the principals office and have him expelled!
Heard it on News Max. Must be true.
Maximum News
Can anyone recommend a good cock for beginners?
Get the “Cocks for Dummies” book. It’s fantastic and includes a starter cock.
How about mine?
Do asexuals go to jail? Or do we get an honorary a gay card?
Flirty Bisexual Interrogations
Do I go straight to gay jail or straight to straight jail?
You go gay to straight jail, obviously!
Well I mean…a mouth is a mouth, right?!
