He was a “flautist” alright.
“Bumbulum”
I will now learn to speak this word fluently and use it often to announce my farts.
Excuse me, I must retire to the veranda to tune my bumbulum.
Natural gas gets you places. 😂😂😂😂
Legends say he started the first gas company.
This is fart too much.
Damn sounded like a Motocross race starting line
Now do it on command!
How do I become a flatulist?
You’re gonna need beans. Lots of beans.
They’re in the right place
Tom Beanbadil
Tom Bumbulum
Learn to play the flute?
But how?
Iono
One time I farted and it smelled so bad I honestly wondered if I needed a doctor.
When, in fact, you needed real estate.
Next time I see my boss, I know what to do
I like that the also gave him the occupation of “flatulist” as he must have been a professional.
his legacy lives on with Donald the Farter