Here’s an AP source if you prefer not to click the daily beast.
“I just wanted to check out my future plane… I also wanted to go say hello to the vice president and ask her why she refuse to answer questions from the media,” Vance said, jabbing at Harris.
W E I R D GUY
Vance, continuing his jocular jabbing, said he’d be more than willing to debate Harris on Aug. 13 “if she’d like to do a debate with me.” That was a matchup scheduled before Biden stepped down, meaning it would have put Vance and Harris on the same stage as vice presidential rivals.
Actually, I think it would be good to change the standard routine of having the VP candidates debate each other, to having them debate the opposing presidential candidates. Then we’d get to see the top-ticket candidates debate two opponents each, instead of just each other.
They should set up debate podiums at all these places he’s following her and have her stand there, ready to debate. Then we can watch him turn as chicken shit as Trump and refuse.
She should challenge him to show up in September to NBC
Much better source without a bullshit headline. Thank you.
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Thanks.
While the daily beast is a fun read, it’s hard to make out where they exaggerate and dramatify things
What the fuck is wrong with that guy
He fucks couches.
While searching for Dolphin porn fetishes.
That’s sick and gross and weird. What kind of websites have those type of videos and/or pics? What are the addresses to those sites? I want to make sure I never click on them.
He’s weird.
He’s a sad weirdo who is jealous of the free time and money being childless allows.
Who also hates his children.
Why else would he stay silent when Dementia Donny was trying to mock a biracial woman?
That’s pretty weird.
Yes, very weird.
Probably wanted to cop a feel on those high-end cushioned seats on an AF1 plane.
They should spray the furniture down in case he had his way with anything. Also check for bugs because I wouldn’t put it past those jackasses to try and spy on the VP.
When you said “check for [spy] bugs,” I first thought you meant literal insecty bugs, and that made plenty of rational sense to me, because who wouldn’t come back with even more potent insecticide to douse those couches, maybe some Super-Potent Fabric-Penetrable Bug Annihilator, one formulated for Previously Penetrated Couches, in order to kill the very particular kinds of creepy crawly bugs that JD seems like he carries around on his creepy crawly body.
You know, I’ve been thinking … There’s gotta be another layer of complexity in all that projection vectored through his hating on “childless cat ladies” nonsense, other than the obvious “I’m scared of happily independent women” business.
Fleas. I’m thinking he has fleas. JD Vance has fleas. You know, because something, something, cats.
Bed bugs would also make sense. Him fucking furniture and all. Bed bugs are, after all, the herpes of the
craftcouch-coitus world.
So you’re telling me the Secret Service learned nothing from a couple of weeks ago.
My guess is that they combined security envelopes to prevent mistakes happening from bad communication and overlapping containment.
The planes were on the same tarmac, which was probably locked down tight- though as one of the protected persons he had access.
I find it funny this limp chode thinks he’d do better debating Harris over Walz.
Proverbially speaking, Walz would feed him through a wood chipper. Harris would feed him through a wood chipper feeding a mulch spreader and then set the field on fire just to be sure.
‘Course, he could be trying to take one for the team. You know, keep her away from the pedophile rapist.
I know the article says:
J.D. Vance briskly marched up to Air Force 2
But I can’t be the only one picturing a Naruto run.
Thank you for that imagery! I now believe with my whole heart that JD Vance does the Naruto run everywhere he goes.
Reports on the ground indicate Vance repeatedly yelled, “I’m going to be Hokage! Believe it!”, while nearby couch enthusiasts cheered.
Now I am.
How do the secret service decide who to put to the ground if it had become tense? By rank?
Pretty sure sitting VP out ranks all but sitting president
Whoever is being aggressive. If it’s just words they do nothing, if someone tries something physical they are stopped.
Weird little brother energy.
Lol, weird.
He was just checking out the upholstery situation on Air Force 2.
Couch connoisseur
Almost as awkward as his conversation with Mamaw. If only he would’ve learned from her
“I’ll never forget the time I convinced myself that I was gay. I was eight or nine, maybe younger, and I stumbled upon a broadcast by some fire-and-brimstone preacher. The man spoke about the evils of homosexuals, how they had infiltrated our society, and how they were all destined for hell absent some serious repenting. At the time, the only thing I knew about gay men was that they preferred men to women. This described me perfectly: I disliked girls, and my best friend in the world was my buddy Bill. Oh no, I’m going to hell.”
When he brought up the issue with his grandmother — known to Vance as “Mamaw” — she replied bluntly: “Don’t be a fucking idiot, how would you know that you’re gay?”
When Vance explained his reasoning, she laughed.
“JD, do you want to suck dicks?” she said, according to the book.
The young Vance, apparently “flabbergasted,” said: “Of course not!”
“Then you’re not gay. And even if you did want to suck dicks, that would be okay,” she replied. “God would still love you.”
USSS Agent A:
Sir we have a Couch Fucker Situation.
USSS Agent B:
Jesus Christ, that weird bastard again?
Agent A:
sighs Yes. He’s walking towards the plane with his chest puffed out. Is he supposed to be doing this? They know they have the Service trainees and the normal agents hate them, right? He’s literally out in the open on a wide open tarmac walking towards an empty plane putting himself and the agents at risk.
Agent B:
I should have retired and not have to deal with this namby pamby bullshit. I’ll go down and deal with his stupidity.
Fucking weirdo
