What do you mean what do we need a mattress for? Why in the hell do you think we just spent all that money on the Titan? The whole point of buying a submersible in the first place is to get the ladies nice and tipsy topside, so we can take em to a nice comfortable place below the sea, and you know… they can’t refuse. Because of the implication.
Narrator: Except it wasn’t ‘All good here’
It was until it wasn’t.
All goodn’t here.
Tweren’t
Ron Howard narrating
Alex Trebek: The first category is “other than that, how was the parade Mrs. Kennedy”
We should send Elon down to double check on the Titan.
he looks like a deep sea creature anyway, i bet he would survive. shoot him to Mars instead.
Won’t be too long until he goes to space in something similar
The investigation will also examine whether there is any evidence of misconduct or criminal acts in connection with the incident
What is the legal definition of misconduct anyway?
Given that Rush seemed to willfully ignore warnings from experts and fired people unwilling to do things like sign off on the safety of the sub I think there’s definitely a case for misconduct, at the very least.
still providing comedy
Hollywood is going to make that soo dramatic! Extending the 4 nano second event into what might seem like an eternity…4 seconds tops…“Actually guys, I think we might have a…”…silence. such a Sumner moment. Oh hey, can we get rid of putin? I have an idea but we’re going to need lots of toilet paper, concrete, rope, and a baseball bat! Oh this is gonna be so good! Pinatas are fun! And a tranquilizer dart! We need that or the paper won’t stick. You don’t want a mushy pinata!
And the first place award in the category of “Aged Like Milk” is…
