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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

Taking some time this morning to contemplate life and just realized THIS

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Taking some time this morning to contemplate life and just realized THIS

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months ago
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  • Majorllama@lemmy.worldBanned
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    5 months ago

    Hey now. I’ll lick way more than that if I think she’s funny and kind to me. If she gives me head scratches and laughs at my cheesy jokes I’ll basically do anything she wants lol.

  • Fushuan [he/him]@lemm.ee
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    5 months ago

    I mean a huge part of the locking is watching the attractive face move with pleasure.

  • lefixxx@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    I lick people’s faces to see if I can judge their pee area.

    • Mickey7@lemmy.worldOP
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      5 months ago

      Very logical approach. Maybe even open mouth kiss them. A mouth has to have more germs in it than a pussy

  • TachyonTele@lemm.ee
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    If everyone let thier whoha out then we’d definitely want to lick the attractive ones too, regardless.

  • 𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢@lemmy.world
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    Hey, I’ll lick people with conventionally unattractive faces if they’re funny.

    • Mickey7@lemmy.worldOP
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      Thinking back if I every licked the pussy or asshole of a girl who I didn’t find attractive

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        Only once, until she used teeth on my junk unintentionally, but negligently. Ghosted her so fast.

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      Funny and a great ass?
      Jup, licked.

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