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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

A bit rubbery...

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A bit rubbery...

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago
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    3 months ago

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    OOPs pitcture is clearly a photoshopped porkchop. Who even bothers with making this shit.

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    None of this is true. It’s a piece of ham that looks mildly like a vagina, and someone came up with a funny story.

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      deleted by creator

    • Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world
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      Do you think someone would do that? Just go on the Internet and lie?

      • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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        Especially on a shitposting community? What’s the world coming to?

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        The audacity!

      • bobs_monkey@lemm.ee
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        On the internet, no one knows you’re a dog.

    • CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world
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      I gotta say, I did laugh though.

    • Tangent5280@lemmy.world
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      Hey, what are the chances that’s some actual Pig crotch? Isn’t ham made from cured or dried pork?

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      That’s a heck of a lot more than mildly vulva

  • el_twitto@lemmy.world
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    How does one expect freezing to disinfect?

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      Freezing can kill bacteria, but only at temperatures far below what the standard freezer can reach. They do this for many seafood products sold commercially.

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      Tbf it does. All sushi in the US is required to be frozen first for that reason

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        That’s only for specific fish parasites. Or else we could just freeze beef, thaw it and eat it raw.

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          Fair point

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          Bruh, you can eat raw beef

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            That’s only because a hunk of beef is so large that many unsafe elements can’t penetrate. You trim off the outside and are left with something much safer, so long as it is consumed quickly enough. It is the same reason why you don’t need to freeze tuna, because tuna are fucking huge.

            Also, be careful when grinding meat, or even cutting it, because if you end up with the shit on the outside being pushed into the cuts on the inside then none of it matters and you’re back to square fucked.

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    How does one mistake a fleshlight for edible meat?

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