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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

I've done it again...

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I've done it again...

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago
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  • Randelung@lemmy.world
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    How to get the correct amount of pasta:

    1. Get as much as you think is right.
    2. Wrong.
  • cattywampas@lemm.ee
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    Start weighing your pasta. You’ll never cook too much again.

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      Start weighing EVERYTHING. The consistency your dishes reach is crazy good! A weighing scale isn’t that expensive

  • pachrist@lemmy.world
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    I always weigh my pasta. A really large serving of pasta is ~4oz.

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    Anyone else have a weird thing where pasta does not make them feel full?

    I could probably eat 3 times as much pasta by weight as I could, let’s say, rice. And I would only have to stop because I physically feel that there is no more room in my stomach. It’s like my brain does not register pasta as food and so I don’t mentally feel full or get any less hungry.

    And it’s just with pasta! Not bread, not rice, not pizza, not lasagna, nada. It is very weird and I never heard of anyone with the same issue.

    Ps, because of this, I just cannot make too much pasta, no such thing.

    • oyo@lemm.ee
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      Yes, I can eat a seemingly infinite amount of pasta. Just pasta.

      • MTK@lemmy.world
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        I feel less alone now

  • Lemmist@lemm.ee
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    That’s ok – you just don’t need to cook for a nearest year or so if your family is of size of 2.

    • Gonzako@lemmy.world
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      How do I make my family of size 2?

      • hotshotgotrhymes@lemm.ee
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        3 months ago

        Take a lesson from Anakin

      • Lemmist@lemm.ee
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        I don’t know, catch a woman, close her in the closet. Something like that. No idea, how would I know?

  • arotrios@lemmy.world
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    Fear not the mass of noodles, nor thine anxiety over the mountains of starch thy must consume, my son.

    Tomorrow it will all be pasta tense.

  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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    So a half batch

  • pyre@lemmy.world
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    good thing is I can eat pasta 3x as much as I can eat any other food. so to me it’s only 200 servings.

  • Siegfried@lemmy.world
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    Spaghetti? Do this 👌. A portion is more or less what fits between the thumb and the index. Anything else is excess.

    • Dozzi92@lemmy.world
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      The last thing I want is to make spaghetti and still be hungry after I eat it. Whole box it is.

  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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    I usually do that with butter beans.

  • bitchkat@lemmy.world
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    The hole on the back of the spaghetti lifter tool is perfect for measuring a single serving.

    • Dasus@lemmy.world
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      wtf is a “spaghetti lifter”?

      • 🇰 🔵 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@lemmy.world
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        Make sure to clean before and after use.

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          A spaghetti lifter is kind of a spoon with fingers so you’re almost right.

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          I just cut a hole in the corner and slide it out.

          Or tear a big of the box lid off, but boxes aren’t as common anymore.

          Always lagom. Enough for one meal and a bit left over for a snack later / next day.

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        It’s a spoon like contraption that is deep, has fingers, and a hole in the back. You use it to lift cooked spaghetti out of the pot.

        Looks like this https://www.katom.com/165-10087.html?srsltid=AfmBOoq70hs32JV0FJhNOm5KTWA2SnuFmN9irqlWRJESU_f0maUW7IAbSFY&gQT=1

        • Dasus@lemmy.world
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          Oh I just call that the spaghetti ladle.

          Pretty sure mine doesn’t have a hole that measures spaghetti.

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            When I was looking for a photo, I noticed that most have the slots now instead of the round hole that measures a serving of dry spaghetti. And the ones with round holes were mostly plastic. Mine is metal and may be Oxo brand.

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              I was gonna say I’ve no idea of my brand but ofc I do, it’s IKEA

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    Hey Euros. Do you guys buy 250g pasta packages or 500g? We pretty much only sell 1 pound packages in the US which is a little less than 500g. I’ve never seen 8oz pasta in the US even though it’d likely make sense.

    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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      You don’t have to cook the entire box.

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        Yes you do, @[email protected].

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      They sell half pound boxes now.

      • ✺roguetrick✺@lemmy.world
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        I’ve never seen 8oz pasta in Maryland.

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          That’s because the pasta industry avoids Maryland. For obvious reasons.

          • ✺roguetrick✺@lemmy.world
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            Old Bay pasta salad resulted in an Italian embargo.

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              It’s a shame really. My heart goes out to the northeast.

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    The sequel to this meme would be the wizard sitting the other way

    “And I ate it all in one serving”

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    Pro tip: weigh your pasta and you’ll never make too much again.

  • Meursault@lemmy.world
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    Italian here. That’s not a bug; that’s a feature.

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