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Lord Wiggle@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 21 days ago

Satire, I think

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Satire, I think

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Lord Wiggle@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 21 days ago
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    21 days ago

    Pooping?

    Picture looks like it’s time for a diaper change soon.

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      Considering he eats nothing but McDonalds, I’m guessing he’s a world champion shitter.

      Plus there was that whole “soiling himself in court” incident.

  • But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world
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    Fucked up part is he wouldn’t be in the top 10 most immoral popes

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      JD would have more claim to being Pope than Drumpf. How many Popes absolutely didn’t kill their predecessor? Isn’t it like 5 or 7 of them?

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        I don’t think you have to highlander the pope to become pope, but I’m not catholic

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    So that’s why he sent the couchfucker. Now it all makes sense.

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    “We’re going to reclaim the holy land, did you know it belonged to us? To me? Yeah they promised it to us and didn’t give it to me. You heard it right? Yeah it’s gonna be a big land just for all of us! I’m gonna reclaim it and then you’ll see the coming of Christ, he’s going to say Don, you did great I had to come here to say it. And I know he will cause I’m the pope of course”

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      You forgot the bit where he’ll claim that christ will have tears in his eyes as he proclaims how great trump is.

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      Trump Holy Land #1

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    This picture probably already being posted in various facebook groups with zero irony

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    Through another executive order right?

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    now we know why he sent the couchfucker to kill him

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    " In all of history there has never been a better pope than me" " I’m saving Catholicism from a disastrous policies of all the previous popes." " I am the only one that can solve this".

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      He could tariff all the other religions!

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    Finally going to settle the question of whether or not the Pope is Catholic.

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    I think Putin will try to pick the new pope. He already placed his asset as the US president, so now he’s just looking for a challenge.

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      Makes no sense, Russia is Russian orthodox, they have their own pope.

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        Not the point. Putin don’t care about religion he just want power and influence.

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    Would be interesting seeing his evangelical supporters justifying this.

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    fake news, where did his tits go?

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    Life in America is so bad that their President needed to take second job to survive.

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    He looks like a drunk

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      Oddly enough he never was a drinker.

      • Lord Wiggle@lemmy.worldOP
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        Neither was Hitler

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