#2 is packing.
He could fuck himself in the belly button.
Why does the guy on the left look like he’s wearing a collar made of skin?
#2 making a bold statement to go sans mustachio.
Some of these fellows are packin’ some serious heat!
Fat Tom Hanks is the only one without a moustache. He didn’t stand a chance.
One dude without a mustache lines in a world of regrets and self loathing.
I’m surprised they even let him enter the contest.
Without a snappy stache, he’s got no shot at all.
[off topic?]
I watched a Steve McQueen movie a few weeks ago [The Thomas Crown Affair.] There’s a scene where Steve and Faye Dunaway are lounging in a steamroom. When the movie came out, McQueen was considered one of the most virile men in Hollywood. Compared to today’s standards, he looked kinda scrawny.
#2 has an obvious boner
#4 With that dazzle camouflage, ready for naval engagements
You guys said no mustaches! Oh come on!
Dafuq? Why them boxers so big
Why the leftmost one looks like has a shirt collar even though he is topless?
Tan line from his shirt collar. Modern sunscreen wasn’t invented until the 30s.
They’ve got those horizontal lines to accentuate the boys.
2 from the left. The grandfather of “Bigballs” from DOGE.
Someone there went to the wrong contest
