"Lot’s of things happen after you die - they just don’t involve you.”
hopefully
According to an episode of the original CSI, apparently a dead guy can still bust a nut if someone jams an electrode up his ass and electrocutes him. Does that count?
I have no idea if that’s actually true, but seems plausible. I sure ain’t trying to find out though.
🤷
Still trying to figure out sex before death.
I’ve heard in hindu mythology, virtuous men can spend time in heaven with apsaras (beautiful heavenly women). not sure if that means sex. also no idea what is there for gay men or straight women. probably they go to hell.
What about smoking? I stopped after 20 years and it’s been a decade, but can I light up if/when I cross through those pearly gates?
Not sure if there will be for me, but I know for a fact that there has been some for others.
The Pastafarian heaven and hell have booth strippers
But in hell they have sexually transmittable diseasesNot if you are reincarnated as a jellyfish
Do you believe in sex after life after love? 🎶
Depends on, most christian scolars say sex is a “material thing” that you won’t need in heaven.
Is there horniness in Heaven? Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe you’re more at peace and that includes not having some basic bodily needs/itches. Are there videogames in Heaven?! 😭
