I’ve never seen Apocalypse Now, but I get the feeling Trump has never seen Apocalypse Now.
One time there was a heat wave in my city, and I don’t have air conditioning at home. The movie theater was playing apocalypse now, I think it was the directors cut. It was 3 hours long so I bought a ticket because I wanted 3 hours of air conditioning. I had no idea what a great movie I was stumbling into! It was about war and how horrific it is.
Going in neutral without expectations is the best way to enjoy a movie in my opinion, there’s a indie theatre near my home that mostly plays older classics from US and around the world. I’ve had my mind blown by movies that came out decades ago, good movies age very well
We just got it on DVD. It’s the “Redux” edition. 3 hours 22 mins. It’s the 6th longest movie in our collection behind LoTR extendeds, Beh-Hur, and Lawrence of Arabia.
I had the redux years ago. I’ve come around to the theatrical being the best though.
Trump can’t surf!
Great War movie by the way. That guy is a surfer fanatic and basically requested a famous surfer to surf in a hot zone. Dude was crazy just waking on beach with bullets landing around him.
I refuse to look this up, it must remain potentially satire for the final thread of my sanity cannot take this being real
dude honestly thinks he is the shit. If there was ever a pit fight between world presidents, I would bet money on him losing his first fight in the first five seconds.
Him v Lincoln , the ex wrestler who fights till he’s burger?
Who won that war again?
I love the smell of a massive stroke in the morning. It smells like, victory.
Chipocalypse Now with fire shooting out the back.
Surely he is confusing Chicago with chipotle?
I’d like to actually see trump squat like this comfortably. I bet he would Taco.
Let’s look at the positive side, in case of a trial they wouldn’t have plausible deniability
This is very similar to his playing of fortunate son.
He watched the movie and though the fire-murder guy was a badass.(Or more likely, he never watched the movie).I just realised he doesn’t make these himself (or come up with them). But still. Asshole.
We’re finally aware of the joke the rest of the world has always thought we were
This imbecile knows the US lost the war in Vietnam, right?
