You teach crabs how to read and before you know it the crabs will be trying to unionize
Not with de facto mayor Roland promising them a better future under his factory empire.
(Yeah, hard to work in Another Crab’s Treasure references)
We still using kaspersky?
It’s the only way to stop the crab computer AI hive entity from destroying all life.
Using ancient forbidden knowledge to summon Lovecraftian horrors may impede your childs development.
Carcinisation is the perfect form. Eventually they will take over the universe.
Edit: had a Douglas Adams thought, a line or two in an Adams’ History of the Universe about how crabs never quite made it, being thwarted by random and unfortunate acts of the universe and finally once again by the protagonists of the story. Oh, dear.
Ah, the joys of artificial “intelligence”! Time to spend a few times the federal budget on it!
Wut
This is a joke, not ai
With today’s shitty AI-infused tools, this could easily be a real message from a real tool.
But it isn’t, and no it probably couldn’t.
It sounds like you’ve just got AI on the brain and wanted to moan about it.
