I’d try it…
🍴Nah we don’t have a common enemy, you couldn’t accept my taste for pineapples, I will not start being best buddies with you just because you think there’s someone with a worse taste, you’ll just use me to attack them and when there are no more kiwi pizza lovers you’ll go back to attacking me, the pineapple pizza lover. Either grow up and accept people like different flavors than you, or the pineapple kiwi pizza alliance will make you’ll taste flavor combos you wish could go back to hell where they came (this is an allegory to queers who want to exclude queers more “flamboyant” than them so that the heteros can leave them alone)
Also “LGB drop the T”. Once all the trans people are in camps, who do you think they’re coming for next, LGBs?
I’ve never tried roasted kiwis, but roasted peaches are absolutely delicious. What about peach pizza?
I’d fr love to try this. Im down with lots of pizza. Of course everyone on lemmy is discriminating, yall love to talk about how open minded you are, but just add some fruit to a pizza and witness the discrimination.
Woah I’m not that gung ho, I’d like to try this first.
Oh no, that poor bird. All for an awful pizza.

You can pry my kiwizza from my cold, dead hands.
Why? This fits under the pineapple on pizza category. It’s exactly the same concept. At least now you get to feel how everyone feels about pineapple on pizza. :V
I don’t love pineapple on pizza, personally, but you’re ao right that this is just a pineapple hater thibking that the people who do love it would actually give a fuck like they do.
“I hate you and so you must hate me! Let’s hate this new thing together!”
“Umm…no I just think you’re weird and ignore you.”
I love Hawaiian BBQ Pizza.
I thought pickles would be the new controversy, but this raises thing to a new level.
Nah, man. Pickles are an established thing on pizza. At least in my parts of the world. Try a pizza with kielbasa, onions and pickles if You get the chance.
I mean pickled jalapeños are great (especially with pineapple) on pizza so it makes sense that something similar for folks that don’t like the heat would be tasty too
Nah, I don’t judge people based on their food preferences.
What about cannibals?
it’s not the eating other people i judge, it’s the methods of acquisition
Dinner with a Cannibal: The Complete History of Mankind’s Oldest Taboo by Carole A. Travis (2008) is a great read ;)
This is a breach of the Geneva Convention
Needs more anchovies and pineapple.
Maybe some durian and Surströmming, too.
Now we’re talking.
I’ve never eaten kiwi, so I don’t know what to say. I generally hate fruit. But the only one I do eat is pineapple but only on pizza.
I wouldn’t try it but whatever floats your boat. Who the fuck am I to tell someone what they should eat and like? Matter of fact, who the fuck are you?
I wouldn’t try it
Not very “PieMePlenty” of you.








