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biblically accurate toilet paper.

Your boyfriend is wrong, this isn’t “perfectly fine.” It’s a masterpiece.

Maybe he’s just preparing. The first time I lived with a woman I was surprised at how much faster toilet paper went

There can never be too much toilet paper, only not enough.

Could go higher.

Legendary

Use that bidet wand on the side and profit.

There’s a pattern abandoned to stack. He’s an animal.