When you’re dating JD Vance and he wants you to role play as the sofa cushions.
Wonderful
Bah! You beat me to it!
Ok that’s 3 minutes, and the rest of the evening?
Good cocktails take make than 3 minutes to enjoy
I’m not a good cocktail though, I’m a bad lay.
So 3 minutes it is.
On an unrelated note, I may now understand JD Vance a tiny bit better.
Just swipe your credit card and leave.
Word to the wise stay the fuck away from women who try to separate you from your friends
Nah, she’s playing too many games expecting the guy to see past that camouflage and take the hint.
She might just be being polite
Bonk!
How much can a banana cost? 60 seconds? 90 seconds?
Seriously, they can wait in the car for 5 minutes.
She has a point.
I’m mostly just impressed
Yeah… that’s a pretty convincing reason not to leave 😂
Stop giving them lifehacks!
She’s holding my drink for me? How sweet.
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