I’m 165cm (5’4")
Everything I say is a short guy thing to say
I can’t believe so many men are insecure about being me. I’m me and it’s pretty damn cool. The feeling of fresh grass on my chin in the spring… the cover of mushrooms when it rains… the company of leprechauns… I see only pros and no cons
That’s very big of you!
You learn to cope or you get mad. I’m glad you coped with being Frodo’s brother.
This kinda reads as a list of things an obviously butthurt person would say
A chunk of them would just be pretty hilarious to say to me as an obviously big guy
Yeah I’m 6’5 the short memes would be actually funny.
“Jesus, is it your time of the month!?”
“Awwww! Your truck/motorcycle is adorable!”
“Shhhhhhhh…hush.”
“Don’t worry your pretty little head about it.”
“Come on, give me a smile.”
So be a cunt to someone for no reason pisses them off?
That’s such a short guy thing to say
Return_of_chippy in this thread:
Okay buddy
HAVE YOU CONSIDERED IF I CALLED WOMEN FAT
Huh
What would you post if you were a real shit poster?
You’d better be at least 6’7" before saying most of that to me since it won’t make any sense otherwise. But joke’s on you anyway since I’d just fall in love
I vote we make “big truck energy” the opposite of “big dick energy”. Like: “you’re giving real big truck energy right now.”
“Ok buddy” is my go-to when someone is raging in a multi-player game
I find the word Champ to be wonderfully patronizing.
“What’s got you down, Champ?”
Lmao I use it unironically in a friendly way with coworkers all the time.
I used to call my friends “son” back in college.
How’s it going Chief?
Lordy that one gets me.
Don’t let it get to ya sport
The number of responses in this thread that sound emotional is making me feel big and strong
“Calm down”
uhhh probably football or baseball
thanks
huh
…
okay
thanks
ok pal
yeah
yeah
thanks
yeah
thanks
okay
no
- Shuffleboard probably. Or stamp collecting (on the competitive circuit)
- That would be ovaltine, but really I am just a sucker for post-WWII Americana
- hike!
- I just think of off the wall shit to be said, like “Eat a queer fetus for Jesus” or something
- Thankfully, because I panic in a wading pool
- oh, I’m midwestern, pal! Everything really is okay, buddy. Heck, it’s fantabulous!
- As long as it’s not always wrong being hard
- I heard, “Feeling big guys.” Screw it, I’m in.
- Jack Daniels, specifically, and Nyquil (The ol’ Bohemian Cocktail, eh)
- I… never notice, tbh
- I am. Suffering is real.
- I should act 6? That’s some not-okay RP, buddy.
- I did, when it existed on my head. Now I do micro-perms.
Wait. I don’t get it.
@[email protected] what meme would you post if you were mematic?
