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The Bro!
This define, lifts, and separates.
It’s the Wonder Bro
Long Ball Larry’s gonna love it.
What about shrinkage?
Or, and hear me out…just wear boxer briefs.
Most underwear brands now have lines that include a nut pouch. I first saw it on the brand SAXX, which I do love. But even down to jockey and Hanes I think, they now offer these styles.
Finally, a way to save the ball sweat I’ve been wasting
Now, I don’t avoid underwear Mandrake, but I do deny them my essence.
Instead of over the shoulder boulder holders, it’s an under the butt nut hut
Dam it i just got rid of mine
For you, they recommend a testicle undershirt.
Well, shizzzzzzz!
Brings me back to how we sung a song in grade school. Edit out Ears with Balls and you get:
Do your balls hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you swing them over your shoulder like a regimental soldier?
Do your balls hang low?
For us it was continental soldier.
When my balls turn red, run.
The old nut hugger, the scrote swinger, the prairie oyster companion!
Is… is that falafal?
WHERE 👏 DO 👏 YOU 👏 KEEP 👏 THE 👏 NETS 👏 THAT 👏 YOU 👏 PUT 👏 ON 👏 THE 👏 BOTTOM 👏 OF 👏 GUYS 👏 BALLS 👏 TO 👏 STOP 👏 THEM 👏 FROM 👏 DUNKING 👏 IN 👏 THE 👏 WATER??? –Carter Pewterschmidt, 2019 (Family Guy, s17e10)
A long time ago a friend and I thought up the ballsack ball sack. We never took action to create it like absolute fools, and the idea would only sit in the ether for so long.
Just wear briefs?
Id buy one if it also came with a penis sock, im a little modest
Any man who has sat on a toilet with a high water level knows the value of something like this. Let’s just say having your beanbag take a dip in toilet water can be somewhat disconcerting…
I think about getting this contraption once my balls start poking out of my shorts.
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