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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

Pervert cancer

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Pervert cancer

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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    The driver of this vehicle pours out his whole pocket of pennies on the table at Dennie’s, licks them one at a time and turns them face up.

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      Is that not how everyone pays for their Grand Slam?

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        Fair point, my mistake. 🤣

        • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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          No problem, just remember not to lick any dog butts on your way out.

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            Had you said something earlier… Dammit!

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        at least on this coast
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    What’s the bet a certain someone in a certain white Chevy pickup had a dog die from cancer a while ago and they themselves recently had a battle with testicular cancer, and there’s things a doctor never wanted to hear or say as they tried to convince the certain someone in a certain white Chevy pickup that, “no, cancer cannot be transmitted from dogs to humans.”

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    Our education system folks.

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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      USA! USA!

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        Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download the file instead.

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    You know when someone goes into home depot and buys a whole bunch of letters like this, the cashier should really just take a minute to check with the customer like are you using these to write some crazy ass message on your white van? Immediate intervention.

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    I really enjoy the upside down exclamation marks for i. ¡i

    And that P turned R

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    Cancer is stored in the butt.

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      Facts.

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    Is this clown allowed to own guns?

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      Sadly, you know the answer. USA! USA!

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      There’s probably 4 in the truck.

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      Surprise: Not a gunowner. But only because they learned guns and bullets have components that contain carcinogens.

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    okay let me get this straight. or gay. or whatever. dude got cancer from his dog sticking his dogs nose up his dogs butt and then his butt, and then he got cancer. i seen what they two do with their noise and tongue and butt together.

    he got like 100 times more cance than me

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    I wonder if this person eats eggs or drinks milk.

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      I hope they eat lettuce.

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      no that makes the stink from the dog farts worse

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    Bet I can guess what political party they are affiliated with.

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      Libertarian. Definitely.

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    Surprised there’s no truck nutz

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    $250 maximum penalty, for that??

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      Parking in the handicapped spot when not handicapped?

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        Is a mental handicap not eligible in the US?

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        Well…

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