Sufficiently large mushrooms.
Penis Envy psychedelic mushroom?
Yes pls
That’s called grass. There are also some mushrooms in the grass.
“Everything reminds me of… him.”
Definitely not the penis envy cultivar, because mine is slightly bigger
Put them in a bag then hit someone dumb with it. And say you’re dumber than a bag of dicks!!
Phallusium chodecum
I believe the scientific name is biggus dickus
Phallus impudicus? Er, uh… I mean ISSA WEINER!!! HERPA DERPA DERPA!!! 😂🍄🍆💦💦💦
Ooh … The Rude Dick! (That whole genus has the most hilarious names when translated. Dog Dick ranks up there too.)
I take it you haven’t seen Saltburn.
Look like fun guys to me
Organic nature pegs
Circumcision leftovers
Homewrecker.
Stinkhorns. There’s an entire family of stinky dick mushrooms.
Thanks! I finally got an ID on some wild looking fungi I found last month!
I figured. With a shape like that they could only be Phalloides.