This was me once. Right before class ended. Too late to call my parents so they shoved me on a bus… not a good ride. Backpack had to be replaced
You just opened your pack and let it rip?
Omg yes. And it was blue. Because that dumb motherfucker had been eating crayons.
Then the janitor would come sprinkle that weird orange sawdust on it and sweep it up with a broom
And the greasy looking stain is still there to this day.
How the hell do y’all remember first grade? I only have the spottiest of memories prior to high school. Heck even that is spotty, just more spots.
I’ve always wondered if people who don’t have as many old memories are less likely to have depression, so as someone who doesn’t have many old memories feel free to add to my data pool…
A kid threw up on the bus. The worst part was he was the new kid and for weeks no one would share a seat with him. Poor guy.
When I was in boot camp there was a guy sitting next to me in the mess hall eating nothing but scrambled eggs… Then he threw up onto his plate.
I stopped eating eggs for awhile after that.
Did he keep eating the eggs?
To my knowledge the meal ended there. But all of us near him were upset.
I remember one kid puked, then Matt slipped in the puke wearing Penny loafers and wore his socks and shoes the rest of the day despite it all, and another kid puked from the smell (they were good for a puked anytime someone else did).
Right on the Japanese Prime Minister.
Yep. I remember his name too. We sat around a fake human skeleton and he puked. The teacher heaved him up and rushed him out the room, presumably to get the puke outside, but just ended up adding to the mess with a puke trail.
Don’t ask me to remember what I did last week though.
Was nosebleeds in our class
My daughter farted in third grade and it took her until the sixth grade to get over it and realize her life wasn’t over.
Oh yeah, it’d happen a few times a year. Seemed to be more frequent on the bus, which makes sense considering how bumpy the ride was. I still remember the bus driver using sawdust to clean it up.
