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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

You will certainly not regret

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You will certainly not regret

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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • lugal@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    I thought 3 beers are a meal?

    • bluewing@lemm.ee
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      1 year ago

      There’s a pork chop in every bottle!

  • Siegfried@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Well, you just convinced me OP, I’m on beer diet now

  • hperrin@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Beer is liquid bread. It’s good for you.

    • EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Now there’s nothing left to say, so let’s go drink beer

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    1 year ago

    Just two?

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Two beers to get rid of the shakes so you can get down to business.

  • SolidGrue@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    No joke. I used to brew my own, and my recipe for a Spring Maibock had a RIDICULOUS grain bill. You could easily spend a week living off a half liter once a day on that brew. It’d put you straight to bed, but that’s sort of the point of a Lenten fast.

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    1 year ago

    Excellent chaser to my sleeve of saltines.

    • lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      no snacks no real food just two beers

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  • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM
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    1 year ago

    I will. I don’t like beer.

    Now two glasses of port wine…

    • volvoxvsmarla @lemm.ee
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      Bro you can drink port wine again?

      • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM
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        I wasn’t ever unable to?

        • volvoxvsmarla @lemm.ee
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          Weren’t you the guy who didn’t eat for half a year?

          • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM
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            More than half. But I can drink liquids. I wouldn’t be around this long if I couldn’t.

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              Nice, I thought alcohol wasn’t in the cards for you. In that case: cheers! And good luck on your health journey.

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                Thank you, I appreciate it.

                Port is pretty much the only alcohol I drink and in moderation, usually when I think I’m going to have trouble sleeping. I haven’t drank just to get drunk since college.

                I do really like it though, so it’s nice to be able to have something to treat myself with.

        • Branch_Ranch@lemmy.world
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          But what about that one time, when that one guy showed up to that one place on the outside of town?

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