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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    Cirrhosis of the liver will get you first.

    • ma11en@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Sugar free coke would be the way to go.

      • Woozythebear@lemmy.world
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        Sugar-free means they are using a sugar substitute known as aspartame that’s known to cause cancer.

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          Everything causes cancer, and if you’re drinking yourself do to death then neither diabetes or cancer really matter.

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            No, everything does not cause cancer… you are better off drinking water over everything, but if you are going to have a soda just drink a regular one.

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              1 year ago

              I think you have taken a shit post far too seriously.

            • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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              1 year ago

              No, everything does not cause cancer…

              Please tell that to the Prop 65 people

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        Skip the Coke altogether, to much caffeine. Just stick to rum neat.

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          After that much it would be rum messy.

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      Pfft. You’re underestimating the human liver.

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