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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

A wonderful day begins

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A wonderful day begins

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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    Phrases that make absolutely no fucking sense in 194 countries out of 195

    Elementary school police officer

    😳

    • AeonFelis@lemmy.world
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      Well, you wouldn’t want to let all these kids play with their guns without an officer to watch over them, would you?

    • problematicPanther@lemmy.world
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      gotta teach those kids how to lick boots early on in life.

    • grilled_cheese_eater@lemm.ee
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      My country had police officers in all schools for a month or so after the First Ever School Shooting In The Entire Country happened, but only because parents demanded it.

      This was only a bit ago actually.

    • Carvex@lemmy.world
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      I’d yeehaw if’n twernt so sad.

  • wabafee@lemmy.world
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    If your expected to empty this everyday you’ll eventually end up being diabetic.

    • Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee
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      1 year ago

      Cirrhosis of the liver will get you first.

      • ma11en@lemmy.world
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        1 year ago

        Sugar free coke would be the way to go.

        • hOrni@lemmy.world
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          Skip the Coke altogether, to much caffeine. Just stick to rum neat.

          • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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            After that much it would be rum messy.

        • Woozythebear@lemmy.world
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          Sugar-free means they are using a sugar substitute known as aspartame that’s known to cause cancer.

          • ma11en@lemmy.world
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            Everything causes cancer, and if you’re drinking yourself do to death then neither diabetes or cancer really matter.

            • Woozythebear@lemmy.world
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              No, everything does not cause cancer… you are better off drinking water over everything, but if you are going to have a soda just drink a regular one.

              • ma11en@lemmy.world
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                1 year ago

                I think you have taken a shit post far too seriously.

              • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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                No, everything does not cause cancer…

                Please tell that to the Prop 65 people

      • frostysauce@lemmy.world
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        Pfft. You’re underestimating the human liver.

    • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      1 year ago

      Good.

  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Had one of those at a previous job once Got stolen after a few days

    • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      1 year ago

      Were you working as an elementary school police officer?

      • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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        1 year ago

        No. As an HVAC builder

  • Ginger666@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    OK Julian

  • scottywh@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Julian approves.

  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Stop lying. You know you’re a kindergarten teacher.

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