Phrases that make absolutely no fucking sense in 194 countries out of 195
Elementary school police officer
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Well, you wouldn’t want to let all these kids play with their guns without an officer to watch over them, would you?
gotta teach those kids how to lick boots early on in life.
My country had police officers in all schools for a month or so after the First Ever School Shooting In The Entire Country happened, but only because parents demanded it.
This was only a bit ago actually.
I’d yeehaw if’n twernt so sad.
If your expected to empty this everyday you’ll eventually end up being diabetic.
Cirrhosis of the liver will get you first.
Sugar free coke would be the way to go.
Skip the Coke altogether, to much caffeine. Just stick to rum neat.
After that much it would be rum messy.
Sugar-free means they are using a sugar substitute known as aspartame that’s known to cause cancer.
Everything causes cancer, and if you’re drinking yourself do to death then neither diabetes or cancer really matter.
No, everything does not cause cancer… you are better off drinking water over everything, but if you are going to have a soda just drink a regular one.
I think you have taken a shit post far too seriously.
No, everything does not cause cancer…
Please tell that to the Prop 65 people
Pfft. You’re underestimating the human liver.
Good.
Had one of those at a previous job once Got stolen after a few days
Were you working as an elementary school police officer?
No. As an HVAC builder
OK Julian
Julian approves.
Stop lying. You know you’re a kindergarten teacher.
