Real hot dogs have between 6 and 10 nips, otherwise they are called sparkly wieners.

let me get this right …

the hair, the eyes, the mouth, the arms, the legs … all ok

holding hands, wearing makeup, wearing a bag, wearing shoes … sure no problem

but omg! omg! omg! TITTIES???

This is the best fucking thing I’ve ever seen

Not a weeny with boobs

Since she’s a weiner and boobs, does this mean she can give herself a titjob?

Is that Alvin?

Hotdog or not hotdog?

How else is she gonna feed the cocktail weenies?

Wait, shouldn’t it have 4 teats on it? That’s usually how many cows have. Or… is it made from people?

That shade of brown isn’t helping

It looks more like shit than a hotdog

…the fuck?

Oh snap, I’ll never forget that hot dog. That’s Chipmunks in Chicago. I think they changed their name to “Chipmonks” though.

As an ass man, I didn’t even notice the wiener titties at first because I couldn’t take my eyes off her buns.

Spread eagle legs too.