Ceiling fan is going and a regular fixture put in instead. This seems like a closet or storage room anyway (there are no windows), no real need for a fan like that in a space like this.
Everything angled the same as the fan.
With my own blood after I hit my head on the fan.
Get an artist to paint an airplane crashing through the ceiling and make the propeller the fan.
Here for the airplane angle too Got enchanted by the forest suggestion…so aircraft crashing in a forest!
I was thinking high stake tie-rack, but this one is better
Trampolines and a big chandelier
Chainsaw and a skylight. A big one too, like one of these
And yeah, yeah, I’ve heard they are a pain to maintain and break easily. I don’t care, I’ll fix it every week if that means I get a balcony and fresh air every day.
Just…uhh…move to a place that has a balcony?
You want a sawzall, not a chainsaw. The former is a precision cutting tool, the latter is for arboreal maintenance.
I thought it was for c sections…
No, the C in C-sections stands for sCissors.
Ah yes, that would make sense.
I’m over here thinking like a firefighter trying to ventilate a roof, not like a contractor trying to install a window.
More ceiling fans.
Wtf is with the low wall fan? It seems low enough that you could just walk into it. I am not the guy that people would call safety conscious, but I do draw the line at spinning blades hitting my head.
Boulder cave.
After the third time I hit my head on that damn fan. With a sledgehammer
I’d focus on the strange geometry in one corner of the room until a portal opened and I found myself in the realm of the outer gods.
Or until you wake up from the coma you were in.
VR racing sim
Take out the fan, and put in a stand fan if needed. I think this is more closet than room, yeah?
🎵🎵🎵 Neck Cutter 🎵🎵🎵
The fan won’t last very long, the bearings aren’t designed to operate like that. (Even if you don’t hit it with your head…)