• Annually2747@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    Your family is in our neighbourhood and in this domestic dispute I’m just wondering if I need to call the police or the abundance.

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    10 months ago

    Hey Everyone! That was just a funny joke, haha parody…you know how we do! Real debate next month haha

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    10 months ago

    How is this fascist right wing shit show not a global debacle? Putin, Netenyahu, Bolsanaro, Trump… Italy & Germany both rolling right. North Korea (of course) and Xinny the Pooh.

    Does Britain’s finally dumping the Tories (after a decade & a half+) make them one of the few to break left at this time on the global stage? {Something about broken clocks being right from time to time.}

  • notanaltaccount@lemmy.world
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    The conspiracy theorists all say Joe is supposed to step down and Gavin Newsom somehow is added to the ticket which then will win. These conspiracy theorists also say that candidates are selected in advance by the powers that be and it’s all pagentry to deceive the gullible masses. Was this debate really an unepected plot twist, or was it planned?

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        I am not saying I believe all these things. It’s just what they say.

        All the “misinformation” “conspiracy theorists” seem to have gotten quite a few things right.

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            It’s actually far beyond that.

            Remember when covid happened and the media and government said it came from a bat at a market in wuhan and not from the experimental covid lab directly next to the market?

            And remember when this was considered “misinformation” and a “conspiracy theory” if you even mentioned that it could be from the covid lab?

            Do you rember when they said it was a “conspiracy theory” and “misinformation” to say the covid vaccine was impacting hearts, before they withdrew the Johnson & Johnson vaccine?

            Do you remember people getting banned from Facebook for even mentioning that and being called conspiracy theorists spreading misinformation?

            Well Pepperidge Farm remembers motherfucker.

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    10 months ago

    But think of all the popcorn we are able to consume watching you shitshow. This is way more entertaining than the usual movies, series, and shows that you produce!

  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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    10 months ago

    Its … horrible how you treat your elderly in closed wards.

    I shall avert my gaze.
    Didn’t mean to pry, it was just too loud to not notice it.

    I’d rather look at our … increasingly hard-right EU politics … wait, that can’t be right, wtf.

  • uebquauntbez@lemmy.world
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    Yeah, you true. Get out the popcorn and watch USA go down either with a 3yo minded constant liar or a 80+yo laggard. And learn mandarin.

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      Well, i would have gone for slavery or genocide, but downing a financial building is probably the same from a POV.

      /s I’m just joking

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    No chance, I usually don’t care about American politics but I’m not gonna miss the chance to watch 2 geriatric fucks attempt to debate one another.

    It was so much worse than I envisioned it to be though. Like one guy seemed to make up literally everything with insane claims that were delivered with confidence only rivaled by how stupid they were and the other sounded like his brain turned to soup if he spoke for more than 5 seconds and when not speaking he looked like a frog seeing a very tasty fly on the wall.

    I really hope Europe can get our collective shit together and supply Ukraine once the US shits the bed there.

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    To all you inside the US: you might want to look up how assault rifles’ can be modified to be automatic.

    I have a feeling that if Trump wins, someone will do the nazi salute thing again, but maybe insert “hail god!” somewhere into it, and this time it’ll be done by someone way more mainstream…

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    A dum question: if both candidates are unable to function, then what happens? (Trump for his crimes, Biden for getting dementia…)

    Meanwhile in Finland: the Finnish version of “build the wall”:

    Parliament’s Administrative Committee will not resume its discussion of the Refoulement Act until after the weekend. The committee is still so far behind schedule that it could not complete its work today. The debate on the bill continued during the committee meeting, which started at 5 p.m. but ended quickly. Peltokangas says there was no drama at the meeting. https://yle.fi/uutiset/lyhyesti/74-20097017

    The bill needs 5/6 parliamentary approval and politicians are already sweating over it because it touches too many international treaties + constitution. Debate is mostly: is it ready yet? is it ready yet? is it ready yet? (While the committees checking the bill are getting more uneasy by the bill’s content…)

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      If it’s after they’re elected then it’ll run down the line of succession: VP, Speaker of the House, president pro tempore of the Senate, then the cabinet.

      If it’s before they’re elected, I’m no expert but I believe the Democratic and Republican parties are private organizations that can do whatever the fuck they want, even fail to abide by the results of their own primaries.

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    The crazy thing is everything up to this point was so much better. They’d show biden waiving at “nobody” and then they’d zoom out and there’s someone standing there. Or he’d say “president of Mexico” when he meant to say “president of Egypt”. But then last night was like nonstop fail. It’s the perfect nightmare scenario because now everyone can say “You shoulda seen it sooner!” but really, we couldn’t.

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      Are the mooses swimming in the pool a good thing or a bad thing? Or maybe just a weird thing?

      I don’t know how to pluralize moose

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      We wish… the good/bad neighbour analogy is very apt here; whatever happens in the USA spills over here all the time.

      We are about to enter our own Trump shit show when PP is elected next year.