How much is 400 calories of calories?
That sweet, sweet exy horror 🤤
Existential horror has calories?! Never mind potato chips, philosophy made me fat.
Pawh. I do not consume existential horror. It consumes me.
Part of what’s made it difficult for me to turn vegetarian is I never feel full after a well-made salad. Even things like grain bowls feel a bit lacking sometimes.
High fiber salads should decrease gastric emptying speed. Grain doesn’t have a lot of fiber or protein to break down so it shouldn’t spend much time in your stomach in the first place. Amylases are generally doing their work in your saliva and small intestine.
you gotta have the legumes
Guys I don’t think I can eat 400 owls in one sitting.
You don’t know untill you try. For me, maybe consuming 400 existential dread doses a day doesn’t register.
(/s maybe, this is a tongue in cheek post… )
They always talk about existential horror, but never inistential horror. Cirious
My ex would probably have a few things to say about that, amiright! (kill me).
Well, you don’t eat swords for their calories. You eat them for the iron.
Someone should create a breed of chicken that’s primarily fibrous matter and water.
They forgot your mom’s stomach to show the 400 calories of cum.
/s
4chan version is that but with rainbow dash
“Do you want to get a bite to eat?”
“No thanks. I have Lovecraft at home.”
