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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

It's about that time

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It's about that time

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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    halarious and relevant comic about banana bread

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    Nah, you need patience. Another week and they’ll be perfect.

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      Another week, and they’ll be dust.

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        The perfect dust

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          That comment makes me think you’ve committed unspeakable culinary crimes.

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    Ahh, the rare and prized Ancho Banana.

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    I had a computer shop in the early 2000’s. A guy comes in and asks about some computers at a closed doctors office. He asks what they are worth and I told him I had no idea. I agree to meet him at the address and when we walk in its pure 80’s in there. The newest computer was a 486. The doctor died suddenly and they just locked the doors. No one had been in there for over a decade. When I was looking around we found some bananas just like that. The use by date on everything was 1993 or so. Needless to say I told him to junk the computers.

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      Could a used them as a ghetto Linux server

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      Needless to say, you helpt him junk the computers and then you made banana bread together.

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    Is there enough left? You might have to settle for bana bread.

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    Banana dead

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    Sell it on eBay as extra refined banana jerky.

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      Finally. Someone bringing us solutions rather than problems. Management material right here.

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    Those vanilla pods will be lovely in the banana bread. But where are the bananas?

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    Crusty

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