Heh, amateur hour. Let me show you my watch.
Godzila is more likely to keep accurate time.
Sounds like you got ripped off
“Ok?”
Ok; good for you?
“Well, the jerk store called, and they’re running out of you!”
Does 0 to 60 in ONE minute! It’s garbage.
It time travels at one second per second and only forwards.
The statement is to set them apart from from you and to display power. So you could go with something like,
“Shit, they still make you buy your uniform when you rich eh. Some things never change.”
But more elegantly. Reassert that they are subject to others’ power/approval and relate to them to assert that they’re no different from you.
“People with true value don’t need trinkets to convince others of their worth.”
“Not everybody knows how to make the best use of their resources.”
“Unless it has a button that stops time, you paid too much.”
All of those likely would make you sound poor and mad to that kinda person. Not sure what you could actually say as a comeback that would work
Why the fuck would I drive a watch ?
Look of confusion “Does…does that make you happy?”
-or-
“Was it worth it?”
“How fast does it do 0-60?”
About a minute
So it’s not even accurate? I’m not sure you got a quality timekeeping device for the cost.
It never gets to 60. For some odd reason it only gets to 59 and then drops back to zero.
And then throw it.
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What kind of dumbass would spend that much on a watch?
“Wow, you’re really shit at bargaining. They really took you for a ride!”
See this casio watch? Still more accurate than whatever the fuck watch you have
A shame, such a tasteless choice. If you had as much class as money, you’d have chosen something like a vintage 1960s submariner rather than a frivolous toy available on every high street in the world.
“Nice, but I kinda prefer the newer model from the spring catalogue. The subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark.”
