Just poke a hole in the side, steal what you need, and tape it shut.
I kind of do. One of the managers hides supplies we need because we “use too much of it” or something and it affects the budget. We need to ask her for the supplies if we need it. So, I just stopped doing the work that requires those supplies. Her precious budget is safe.
Stop stealing their stuff, scumbag.
Exactly. This is a reaction to people being antisocial to begin with.
Maybe they wouldn’t have to do that if you’d stop stealing the milk, Brenda
LOL, so I’m pretty sure her name really is Brenda. Years ago, we did a Pi(e) day thing. And one of the ladies, who complained to management about an optional employee lead event (myself and some other people just threw it together) where we offered food to people who didn’t participate, went to the fridge and was overheard saying how her husband and kid would like the pie and just stole a whole goddamn pie as she left.
Why does one of the jugs have an infection warning on it? Are these bio samples at a lab and the locks are a safety measure?
I work at a place that went from having bbq’s and get togethers to… well, nothing in about five years. Yesterday we got a company wide e-mail to tell us the CEO is GTFO’ing and being replaced by an external hire. I’m not worried at all though. In fact, I’m kinda hoping to be fired for the severance. Fuck this job :D
Turn it upside down and poke a hole in the bottom.
This person is playing 3D chess over here.
Couldn’t stand working with people who shop at Asda!
The blizzard offices were never the same.
It’s crazy how many people have never been weaned
Very weird comment, probably super weird person behind it
It’s just a joke about how weird human culture is. I wonder how you infer anything about me as a person because of one silly joke? Only super weird people can notice weird cultural things and make jokes about it? Genuinely curious about your reasoning here.
To me its much weirder that it’s normalized to drink baby milk from another species, to the point that it seems completely normal, but each to their own.
