
Hater “You must think you’re hot shit!”
Me *Points to porta-john
Me “Not hot but lava motherclucker!”
Hey, I know this spot! That building in the background is the studio where they film for Hot Ones. No big deal, they’ve got a contractor on speed dial for whenever it needs replacement.
Oh I get it. You made a joke about hot wings resulting in people blowing up toilets.
Yes, you figured out the joke and explained it.
I congratulate you both for this successful social interaction.
Spicy food will do that
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No, it’s Number Five. Didn’t you read the title?
Johnny Five?
Number one is pee, number two is poo, and number three is barf.
What are four and five, then?
All shot together with five apparently. 💥
Number 4 is when the force of your shit cannot be contained within the bowl and you have to spend some time cleaning around it when you’re done.
Number 5 is when the force of your shit cannot ne contained within the bathroom and you have to pay for renovations when you’re done.

Trump tower in a just world
Your trans dimensional shit just destroyed the TARDIS.
Nothing beats the high of organic, colon cooked meth. Too bad it doesn’t mix well with chemical toilets
I figured they were smoking the pipe and caught something on fire
This is not my favorite Doctor Who episode.
Too many White Castles
Went mumbo jumbo?
King of the Shit post.






