For reference:

If we’re talking about licking it in it’s solid state, I don’t think solid hydrogen or helium would be in a lickable state.
ESPECIALLY solid helium, which needs to be at a temperature LESS than 3 Kelvin AND at 26 times atmospheric pressure. Not “OR”, AND
Must be a reason something’s yellow and not red, so should be fine


Been there done that. In ancient China, there was a psychoactive drug made out of five kinds of minerals.
Yummy

Lead tastes quite sweet from what I hear
Hell yeah, brother, fight the system! Don’t let Big Geology tell you want to do! Eat those rocks!
The other first-column chloride salts are mostly edible at some level. Potassium chloride is used in some low-sodium foods, I think. I saw a couple Aussies on YouTube once going down the column and putting them all on fries. Not sure if I’d be able to find it again though, it was pretty old
Lithium
Eat this rock every day to make the visions stop.
Well atleast you probably won‘t get Alzheimer‘s if you eat lithium every day. But that might be attributed to the life-ending attributes of lithium poisoning
They’re minerals, Marie!
to this I say:
go to sleep bro you’ve probably had a long day
Try cinnabar
Just stick with rock candy and salt. Minerals like cinnabar and orpiment have a short enjoyment period.
seems like some kind of reasonable behavior in some other country
Full circle and back to the Paleolithic!









