I would kick a tree, fart on some dogs and run away.
And don’t forget taking gigantic shits wherever you go.
Why wait. I eat all my meals from a bag around my neck.
That’s why the McDonald’s bags have those two paper rings. It’s to hang the bag from your ears.
Don’t actually eat the apple whole, that’s dangerous for the horse. The rescue I take my kid to a couple times a year always asks to step on the apple to break it up and make it less of a risk for the horse. Then you can let the horse eat the whole apple
Did Tina Belcher write this?
If you eat an apple from the top down, you can eat the middle without much texture change. Apples don’t actually have a “core”, just seeds.
https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2013/11/apple-cores-are-a-myth/281531/
