it’s interesting how a face that i used to associate with assholes apparently became a person whose face makes me think he has an asshole like the face that started it all
The teeth are smiling but the eyes are saying “killll meeee”.
I know that look. That’s the expression you get when a brilliant but unhinged surgeon has their medical license revoked for performing experiments which are not only unethical but an affront to the laws of nature and all that is good and right in the world, and then the disgraced surgeon gets their revenge by tracking down the person they consider responsible for their downfall and imprisoning that person’s brain inside the swollen putrid carcass of Simon Cowell.
Me, looking at Simon’s teeth:
It’s hard to come back from bad cosmetic surgery. I didn’t recognize this asshole the first time I saw him like this.
I’m always reminded of how Jennifer Grey ruined her career by getting a nose job.
I don’t get how so many people roll the dice even after seeing the horror stories of how facial surgery can go wrong. Celebrities especially, where they are already doing pretty well on the attractiveness scale. Jennifer Grey had her surgeries in the 90s, so for her I can maybe understand (understand not realizing the risk, her nose looked perfectly fine to me before that), but people still get that shit done today.
It’s always sad to see before and after pics of people getting cosmetic facial surgery because the list of ones that look better in the after pic is tiny compared to the ones that looked better in the before pic, even when the surgery isn’t botched.
Like with porn influencers, best cases I usually see are ones that are still attractive despite their cosmetic surgery, while the worst cases put them deep in the uncanny valley.
Get thee a kitchen scraper, helps get a lot of gunk off without using the sponge or your fingernails.
“there’s beauty somewhere in this endless voyage of mutilation. I know I’ll find it and be the first person who stayed beautiful forever”
Is this from something? It’s quite a good quote.
No, it was something I made up to highlight the ridiculousness of whatever the beautiful plastic people chase
How can you fuck yourself up so bad? the eyes are especially fucked up
I understand no part of this in any way. What the hell does scrubbing anything have to do with anything and how is it the bane of anyone’s existence?
Ps this is obviously not real too right? I’ve not seen a version of him before now that screams such weirdness.
