Now I feel bad for blue cheese, must have been abused all this time.
The more people hate blue cheese, the bluer it gets
Reminds me of Ghostbusters 2
Even rice can read now?
If rice has feelings, consider the unimaginable horror you’re inflicting when you eat a bowl of it for lunch.
What would vegansneven eat
More of that masaru emoto crap.
Kind words
satanisesanitise & sterilise.All I can see is that this might be evidence that jars with green lids ate bad for storing food. Further studies are needed.
I think this is a wink towards the idea that your plants grow better when you talk lovey-dovey to them
Yeah I’ve always found that silly, they just like our breath.
It is probably true though. Speaking to them every day, means looking at them every day and thus seeing problems immediately. Okay, so not true, but still effective.
I’m also open to the idea of doing research if sound waves stimulating something, somehow. At least there’s something to look at. But writing on a jar? That’s just nonsense.
Absolutely. Everyone knows rice is illiterate, they should have taken barley
I want to believe that the kids mentioned in posts like this are playing along with their parents’ delusions so they don’t have to sit through another lecture about how the Federal Reserve is a Ponzi scheme and they’re chemtrailing us with fluoride.
Haha you reminded me of a video of some poor young teen having to film his mother making chemtrails disappear by spraying a bottle of vinegar at them.
He was so unenthused.
Edit: I can’t find it. My guess it was obv taken down .
Rice confirmed sentient and sapient. Vegans everywhere are in tears. International governments are drafting a Bill of Rice to ensure the rights of these beings. Churches are redirecting rice purchased for weddings to be given directly to their missionaries. Little do we know, the grains will soon band together and revolt, and the Rice War will be upon us.
Oh man we’d be so fucked if all plants were sentient. We’d still eat, but we’d be doomed to commit plant war crimes to live
We’ve finally figured out how to develop an active sourdough starter in record time. You curse at it.
So that’s why the dough is so sour.
Eww after four days that rice is very much ruined. Freeze your rice and you can put the most vile words you want on the jar. Or not, because this is stupid and you’re wasting rice.
The hate jar has visible condensation. The moisture probably is driving the mold growth.
No it’s the mean words
Yeah, you idiot! Hate you
This is a wilted reply
I woke up with mold growing in my hair because of this comment
Should…shouldn’t the one with mold be the I love you one? Since that’s what promoted the most growth and success of life?
There was a Japanese researcher/scientist that did this with water, his was a legit experiment. He would talk negativity to water then look at it under a microscope. Then give positive affirmation and look under microscope again. The results were insane. The positive affirmations were beautiful geometric shapes,the negative would look chaotic and even turn brown sometimes.
This person is an idiot and most likely contaminated the rice. But there is a scientific study that backs positive vs negative affirmation just saying for whatever it’s worth you fucking idiotic god damn losers
Wait… oh no my cells are erupting and my dick shot off like a missile, brown water is seeping from thine anus oh god what have I done
Do you have a source for that experiment that isn’t trying to sell special water?
Once I saw some amazing effect after talking positively to water too. I came to the scientific conclusion the acid I took was really good.