Dude was doing so good passing as sober until he pulled out his omg-I’m-really-fucking-high water cup.
You beat me by one minute 😂
“Excuse me, miss. There seems to be a mistake. I believe I ordered the large water?”
Boss move.
Blatantly flaunting his wealth
“Just one gin and tonic tonight, I promise”
You don’t get it - it’s the UN Ritual Mug, everyone has to take a sip and say some nonsense, it holds the society together!
Pretty sure the carafe was meant to be shared and he could have poured some into a glass. Lol
True hydrohomie
The pretzels were making him thirsty.
Didn’t Borat do this?
Is there a hydrohomies community? Because I think I found their mascot.
Okay, but it does look good. I don’t even know if there’s ice in there, but it looks crisp.
It’s funny how the human brain works. I mean really, this could probably also be a luke-warm water with some rest of milk mixed into it, and yet nobody thinks of that
IKR! It looks so goddamnn refreshing!
