The scanners at airports can certainly detect what kind of junk you have. There are tons of horror stories in trans communities. This one just seems like a hoax though.
I think it would be funny to put these stickers in front of every public restroom to scare the conservatives
I believe what you are saying but really didn’t think the scanners were capable of actually seeing your genital area as if it was an Xray
In the display that TSA agents are given, the image is no longer shown and instead the system shows an outline of a body with the questionable area marked. This was added after the aforementioned outrage from travelers so that every TSA agent didn’t get an x-ray view of your naked body. The scanners are the same, but the agent doesn’t see it anymore.
My father was a penis inspector, like his father before him. He had to work for years at a penis factory to get by, working long, hard hours. All while taking penis inspection classes at night. When he finally graduated, he said it was so satisfying to tell his boss he was quitting, and that from now on he would be inspecting his work. He went on to be the best penis inspector in our county, and oversaw Penis Inspection Day at 4 public schools and 7 private for over three decades.
The fact that they think they can automate this entire proud profession with one scanner in a public bathroom is an insulting joke. It’s a single camera! How will it check the underside of the shaft for melanoma? Can it check the foreskin for proper length and cleanliness?? How does it check erection durometer? Not to mention urethral diameter. For fuck’s sake.
I had a friend that took a college course in Penis Inspection. Any freshman could take that course. But you had to be a Senior for the more challenging course “The Penis and the amazing differences between the cut and uncut”
A lot of people can get a good handle on the cut segment of the course, but when it comes to the uncut they seem to slip right through the cracks.
durometer
TIL
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Wait… dickS?
Remember double dick guy from Reddit? (Guy legit has two penises)
Ah, I do recall that tale from my old life in that place. The beforetimes.
Do you wish to see them, PetaQ?!
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Shaving my face to look respectable is enough of a pan in the ass. I refuse to spend more time prettying up my cock for a picture
In this case, PC stands for Penis/Cooter.
I don’t understand why we haven’t played the Uno Reverse card on the “TRANS ARE COMING FOR OUR KIDS” Crowd
“You wanna inspect our kid’s genitals to make sure they’re using the right toilet? Sir, I don’t think you need to be anywhere where anyone’s kids are going to be.”
It won’t work on them though. They have no shame
True
At least in Washington they only use them for research purposes. Found this last year at SeaTac.
LOL, the TinyPenisDatabase
This is PERFECT! People, yes, even liberals, believe every damned thing they see on social media that reinforces their beliefs.
Can you see how this would get conservatives asking questions?! Been saying for years, liberals don’t have the balls to fight dirty. I have zero problem with lying, scamming and cheating the fuck out of fascists. Gods I wish I had a color vinyl printer.
Conservatives would just blame it on DEI and it somehow being funded by USAID
Fantastic that you have a phone number too!
Even better the picture is of the automatic flushing part of the toilet and most likely this was placed in the restroom based on the silver background. So now people will think it has a camera rather than just a distance sensor.
I prefer traditional genital inspection
I’ll stop by later then.
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Don’t mind me
Agreed. Why can’t we have attendants at the door. They just reach down the front of your pants. It’s simple and helps the economy adding jobs. And I’ll bet they would be overwhelmed with applications. Many of the attendants would say, “Sorry we ran out of vinyl gloves so I need to shove my bare hand down your pants”
I’m going to have to numb you.
Num num num num num num.
“$10 to see it, $20 to touch. Oh wait, you thought those were ding dong prices?”
Everyday is penis inspections day until morale improves
Idea: Lead-lined underwear with wires inside that when scanned says “Fuck you” on the front and “Eat shit” on the back
Oh damn, this should be a template for every red state.
Electronic Genital Verification may tickle a bit, this is normal and not a cause for alarm.
It’s just minor radiation exposure. Only 3 mSv. That’s barely 30 chest X-rays, or 150 seven hour flights!
