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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

Sounds like a place I'd love to work for

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Sounds like a place I'd love to work for

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago
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  • tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world
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    All things that are illegal in real countries

  • SheenSquelcher@lemm.ee
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    Isn’t this just standard US employment terms?

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    Sounds like someone has wasted their generational wealth and is getting desperate.

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    I have to hope that this is a joke sign.

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      I think it would be the only reason to make this sign. To be ironic.

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      Without a legitimate source I find this extremely hard to believe

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      No, I commute to work by ambulance

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    Would that be legal in the US?

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      They call it Right to Work. It’s truly anti union.

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    If I saw this I would either quit on the spot or call up my union.

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      I’d burn the place to the ground. I won’t put up with this, nor should anyone else.

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      No place that puts up this sign allows unions.

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    Oh damn looks like I got the Two week flu. The phone doctor said the only cure is foreign beach air. Don’t worry though, I’m hating every minute of it and I’ll be back just as soon as I’m well again.

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    “Sorry I haven’t been to work this month, I’m too sick to go to the doctor”

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    The "Thank you management should be read with the intonation of “THANKS OBAMA!”

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    Thats depressing

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    Corporations:

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      I have (briefly) encountered employers who literally believe the first one, though.

      It’s a great way to get your entire workforce sick, that’s for sure. That’ll certainly keep productivity high, won’t it?

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        There productivity show, creating the illusion of productivity is enough.

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    So anyways, I started re-telling Grimms Fairy tales to my boss at work…

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    America be like…

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      Okay, we’re bad but not this bad.

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    Only fucking losers refer to themselves as ‘management’

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    Would not give my money to a POS pig business like this

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