Potato salad is fucking great you heathen

Let’s be clear: This type of person eats a very specific kind of potato salad that consists only of potatoes, mayo, and the tears of every customer service manager that dares cross her path.

Potato salad is like chili and meatloaf. It’s not a recipe so much as it is a formula with many variables. You can make it boring and bland, or you can make it exciting and delicious. There are no rules except for what’s in the name.

I love potato salad because I make it how I like it, which includes a lot of spices and vegetables and other stuff. I don’t think I’ve ever made it the same way twice.

But have you tried corn salad?

Fiesta corn

Mayo

Cheese

Chopped pickles

Chopped red onion (not too much)

Spices (salt, pepper, pap, garlic. Etc)

It’s something special.

You probably have defeat a few of those before you can enter Mega-Karen’s lair.

Oh boy, don’t show this to the Germans…

Is that a real person or a doll?

You just made every potato-European upset.

Yakub (peace be upon him) must love tater salad

Resembles Fetal Alcohol Syndrome to me.