Going from shampoo to ram poo.
That’s the same energy as flour companies making floral patterned burlap bags during the great depression because people were using them to make clothes.
You can’t store flour in burlap bags LMAO.
Do you know what flour and or burlap is?
But yes, flour sacks were a popular source of clothing, so the flour companies printed patterns on them.
Was there any point of you adding “LMAO” other than being an egoistic asshole?
I like how confidently incorrect you are
Flared bottom would have made it 450%
Yeah, all I see are embarrassing trips to the ER.
I was uhhhh…trying to shampoo myself REALLY well.
the shower didn’t have a place for me to put it
Just insert it cap first. So you can poop it out when it slips in.
Oh, sweet summer child…
That’s why it has the flared bottom.
Right, except they don’t.
That’s when you send i n the rescue gerbil.
Maybe not in your neck of the woods… 😉
… there’s a picture of them. The picture is the same regardless of our respective necks or woods.
Thank you, Professor Pedantic.
Edit: OK, this instance is full of cunts.
I’ll see myself out.
I think you just missed the beginning of the conversation and tried to jump into it.
We started by saying that these should have a flared end, and I said that without a flared end, it’s going to require medical intervention. That’s where you jumped in to say, rather condescendingly, that’s what the flared end is for. Go back and re-read the thread, because I really just think you’re missing the context of the conversation we’re having.
No one is being a cunt or pedantic, you’re just saying something that’s wrong and unfunny
Oh, sweet summer child…
your woods need thick necks to prevent oopsies
OK…
And what if they had a “vibrate” function. You know, to get the last bit of shampoo out easier.
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A lot of teenagers that have had to be in the grocery aisle are very grateful.
“So you slipped in the bathroom… and fell on top of the shampoo bottle?”
Million to one shot Jerry!
Hey, Assman!
No, actually I was bored.
No joke, I have a very close friend who is a vagabond. It the most literal sense of the word. He has no permanent residence.
I love the guy, he’s a great friend, loyal, dependable, trustworthy.
But, I’ve heard that people have found objects beneath the couch he crashed on with… certain matter on it.
Hey, I’m not judging, but at least you could take that with you, or wash it off.
god damn son
Like I said, he’s a great guy, otherwise.
But he could show some common manners and clean up after himself.
I’ve never seen it, personally, but heard the tales.
Since he’s a close friend, maybe let him know?
He knows. He doesn’t care.
So they also double as dildos?
Not much gets by you, does it?
horny
I use plastic bottles as dildos, so it’s doable. With a lot of practice, you can even use 500ml+ bottles, some even going up to 1.5l. I really need to get a 750ml one, since going from the 500ml to 1l directly is not feasible.
Giggity
Is this AI generated? It’s reached a point where I cannot even tell anymore.
https://sandeemax.com/product/cucumber-gel-natural-fresh/
It is not - ish
That ain’t no lemon shape that I’ve ever seen.
There’s even kinkier stuff…
zestyyyyy.
That’s really cool though! Especially the bamboo one
The bamboo one must be very popular…
Many people are obsessed with their own asses, in a Freudian way
Freud was a charlatan and anything he ever said should be disregarded.
He was alright. I’d have a beer with him
