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    Translation: “give me enough money and I’ll promote whatever you want.”

    Most presidents at least pretended they couldn’t be bought.

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        I can’t decide whether this pic or the photo of George W. Bush literally holding hands with the king of Saudi Arabia is worse. I mean, at least Goya doesn’t have people cut up with bone saws and they definitely had nothing to do with 9/11.

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        I like to substitute Trump’s middle initial with a G instead of a J.

        Donathan Goya Trump

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      Nah. Imo, this is him telling oil company that they need to step up and fully fund his requests for money “or else”. Didn’t he recently ask the oil industry for an insane amount of money at the beginning of his campaign or something?

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      “Some fok’ll never tip their hand, but then again some fok’ll. Like Donald the Slack-jawed Yokel.”

      Trump: “It wasn’t my fault, he had a LOT
      of money.”

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      Dude’s made a living selling his stupid face every opportunity he can to get attention, why would he let a little thing like presidential integrity get in the way? It certainly didn’t when he was actually president!

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    How the US does not read this as: “I was bribed by the CEO of < company > to enact policies that benefit them” is beyond me.

    Be better America.

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    I thought you were supposed to not admit to the bribe.

    The argument has always been, “No, we just give to candidates who support our cause.” Of course everyone knows that’s BS, because the support always follows the cash. But then here comes this dumbass and just- up and admits to corruption.

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    The same Elon Musk that permanently deleted this image off the internet forever?

    Totally Deleted Forever Permanently I'm Super Serial

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    Translation: Elon musk is giving me money and is calling me a cool guy. I have to help him.

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    Trump says the quiet part (“I am totally bribe-able”) out loud, all the time because he’s a complete freaking idiot. There is no filter between his mouth and what’s left of his brain.

    This is the real Trump. The moron. This isn’t “off the cuff”,“exaggeration” or “locker room talk” Believe people when they show you what they really are.

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      because he’s a complete freaking idiot.

      The scary part is nobody’s listening. I can scream at the top of my lungs the fact that vaccines are harmless but measles outbreaks are increasing. People out there hunting immigrants while the 1% pockets their surplus value.

      People aren’t thinking, they are just reacting on emotions.

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      At least he should have gone with the talk of “I was skeptical of them and like those iconic petrol cars like every American patriot, but I’ve talked to this great man, and after consideration I’ve decided to support electric cars. I bet soon they will be just as iconic as those muscle cars with their V8 engines.”.

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    Just waiting for MAGA idiots to start buying EVs to “own the libs”. I mean, I’d rather people shift to EVs because it’s less damaging to the environment; but, a win is a win, I guess.

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      He wouldn’t even understand the question, it would rely on him having actual values of his own, instead of a jumbled ball of piss and hate.

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    Lol so he just said that he can’t argue with being bought. Hmm, noticed the “drain the swamp” tagline coincidentally has faded out since 2015.