Damn. They are automating penis inspection day? What are creeps to do now?
We’re suffering… How do you expect me to feed my family when I have to compete with HAL here?
Dick pics or it didn’t happen!
Good luck, I encrypted my dick data.
What does matter is length times diameter plus weight over girth divided by angle of the tip squared.
I have so many questions. Are you measuring angle from the vertical or the horizontal? Whereabouts should I be placing the ruler for that tangent? Are we using metric or imperial units? If metric, is it square centimetres or kilograms per cm, and if it’s imperial, is it square inches or ounces per inch per square degree?
How else would we keep the girls out of the mens room? I personally am willing to give up a little privacy if it means protection from A foreign government, besides you don’t have anything to worry about as long as you have a dick, and to those arguing that those of us with smaller than average members might get thrown in prison unjustly I say just grow a bigger slong, Besides are people with small penis really men? I mean yeah technically it’s on there birth certificate but come on.
Small penises are a lifestyle choice
LMAO, jokes on them not going to be able to see mine without a microscope.
"Not looking, not looking at your penis at all. " … “So sorry about your penis.” [Little Britain]
fwiw if it dont autoflush just press the smaller black dot
My dick won’t reach that high
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sounds like a personal problem
Skill issue
How does no one I work with understand this?
Jokes on them. They’re gonna need a longer lens.
(awkwardly long zooming noises)
real shit, these things are mechanical turks. they really are cameras that are live streaming to centers in third world countries. when the poorly paid operator sees you’re done, he sends the flush signal to the toilet. if you’ve ever been in a bathroom where the “sensor is broken” and it seems to flush at random, it’s because they just keep flushing it periodically if they can’t get a visual. real truth
We were just training AI flushers this whole time?
All is fine, but I’m still curious: how many do you have?
at least one. at most nine.
My pp information is public, Im not hiding anything - what are you people hiding??
