It’s a pretty good marketing strategy, to be honest. I’m telling all my friends about this as I’m writing this post.
They are following on the footsteps of Procreate, but missed the concept of nuance.
What a wonderful day to have a mind
Got a triad going with GIMP!
I love that god damn bell pepper. Gonna go GIMPing.
Domain name was cheap.
Everyone in tech knows you find a domain name first, then decide what one of business to build around it.
Prolapse tech is blowing up and out the door. The back door.
That prolapse joke was a stretch.
I goatse what they did there.
Reminds me of the old website for Microsoft Exchange support… expertsexchange.com
Eventually they hyphenated it.
Still works and everything.
From their FAQ:
Q: Can I provide my own wood? A: In most cases we can handle your wood. We do require all shipments to be clean, free of parasites and pass all standard customs inspections.
/#susanalbumparty lol
Since it’s Halloween, there is a music video about anal prolapse. I’m not going to link to it because it literally gave me nightmares, but search for it if you dare.
Please just tell me the search term
So I can block it
Why miss out on culture? Goatse, meat spin, lemon party, tub girl, 2 girls 1 cup, that one Japanese one with the guy laying on his back and the seat beer bong hooked up to a mask? Like what do you even talk about on first dates?
Apps that stabilize timelapse videos
Sounds like this brand name needs a new start.
A NEW START… Hmm…
I got it!
ANUSTART!
Sounds like a Windows start menu replacement.
For that you might need an analyst. Or a therapist?
the best kind of tart
I typed in the URL figuring it wasn’t going to be real, but it is.
I’m thinking that there were people in the chain who recognized the issue, but didn’t speak up because they thought it would make them look bad. A grass roots emperor’s new clothes kind of thing.
Maybe they’re aware and this is how they get their free advertising ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Could be.
Stab-lapse. For stabilisation, not for stabbing.
Or when you’ve not kept your stabbing credentials up to date?
Laspter Free and Lapster Pro.
Obligatory Mitchell and Webb: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoACQCJWx10
They knew.
Tek Knight has entered the chat
