Remember, every 27th customer gets a ball-peen hammer free!
Here’s me just taking whatever is closest.
They forgot “water”
Forreal?
Missing so many hammers, smh my head.
- wedge hammer
- stretching hammer
- detail hammer
- angle hammer
- seaming hammer
- polishing hammer
- slate hammer
- slate restoration hammer
I’m probably missing a whole bunch, these were just the ones I used as a roofer.
I noticed missing dishing hammer for sheet metal shaping and caulking hammer for traditional wood ship building.
It, uhh… It looks like your double peen is made of plastic. Are you sure this is something to brag about?
No, these are electrician’s hammers
Truly is one of the most versatile tools to own.
Anything is a hammer to an electrician, including their fists.
Or their eyes
Am electrician. Have taken off boot to use as hammer.
These are the sacrifices that have to be made to feed the grid
100%. I ain’t getting off this ladder to get a hammer, I’ll beat that sumbitch with my drill battery if I have to
Anything is a
dildohammer, if you’re brave enough.Oh, they forgot the dildo hammer too.
You know, sometimes you got to hammer the thing in all the way.
(Don’t worry if you miss and accidentally hit the balls, it’s fine.)We use jack hammers around here for that.
I don’t know any Jacks :(.
Oh, you mean Mr RoadworksPowerDildo?
Aye, I’ll give it a try, thx.
Dead blow? I’m pretty sure that’s illegal.
Fun hammer fact: it’s called dead blow not because it’s supremely powerful or anything, but because the head is usually full of loose material like BBs, and it causes the hammer to not bounce back as much, kinda like throwing a hackey sack at the floor
Why is it called a ball peen hammer?
Cause it’s used to hammer your balls and peen.
What do you use the second peen for?
Peenetration
Now I’m thinking of a hammer tier list. Milled face framing hammer is clearly S-tier because you get to leave your mark
I have a 14" crescent wrench so there
speaking of double peen, does anyone remember the “double dick dude” of reddit who turned out to be a fraud?
That is indeed what I was referring to!
I always wondered what the ball peen hammer is for.
My time has come.
I’m what the aerospace industry calls a “surface enhancement engineer.” A fancy way of calling me a peener. I mostly work with CNC air blast shot peening machines but the principle is essentially the same as a ball peen hammer.
Basically, hitting metal with hard ball causes little dimples to form on the surface of your work piece. Hit it a shit load of times and you get dimples all over. At the end of the day all those dimples help prevent stress fractures from forming.
Would you prefer us to call you a peener?
Well it is the correct term. It’s also funny
Same for Soft face & double peen.
