They didn’t have any abbreviations ready for that sentence
“So, what code do we put in for the insurance company?”
42069
4011
Is 4011 something real? Or am I missing something?
00003
If the chief complaint is funny/fucked up enough, we won’t abbreviate it
FGT SPNR STK ON PNS
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I dont think 15yo penises fit into fidget spinners, but Im not an expert on child genitalia.
I’ll ask my priest.
My wife texted me the other day:
You know that yellow slide our son carries around? Well, he started sticking his penis in it, you have to talk to him now.
He’s 4. It’s just what boys do.
Not just boys. Girls explore and test boundaries with their genitals too.
Have a daughter also, so I know it all too well! Our focus is “It’s normal but private.” We will see how that goes.
That’s gonna be our approach, too with our kiddo.
It’s a hard one to fight your own overly-conservative programming in order to teach a healthier outlook to your kids. Hard to know if you’re going too far one way or the other. So much of parenting you just don’t know if you’re doing it right until you’re done.
Fist-bump from one internet parent to another, you’re doing a great job ✌️
Electric toothbrushes….
Never used one of those, but showerheads and bath faucets certainly
I wonder how my life would have changed if i had access to the internet at age 9
The ultimate Helicopter Dick.
15 mins at the swimming pool is cheaper than ER
He might need to have his penis drained to get it out.
Right foot penis, abdomen penis, back penis, fidgit spinner… still spinning!
That’s why you explain what the helicopter really is…
… But how?
Like it didn’t happen to everybody at some point.
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