What is this guy thinking lmao 🥴🤔
Well, differently from the movie, she can always “unchoose”.
Not if she keeps voting Republican
Pretty funny i found this post right on top of another and they pair pretty well
Oh damn. Same here, but different.
The whole party is stuck in the closet terrified to come out
Yeah, was gonna say - this guy is another one of the “always, in every context, thinking about gay sex” closeted Republicans. Religion does this to them, the systematic and merciless repression of sexuality causes it to become an immense burden.
I bet, the next thing he said was “Dominating another guy is alpha male behaviour”.
It’s really sad to see what Donald has done to people’s brains. Enjoying good sex with one’s wife is now checks notes gay, and raping children on an island is checks notes Ephebophilia.
It’s really sad to see what Donald has done to people’s brains.
This isn’t Trump. This is standard conservative brainworms going back to the Limbaugh Era and before. Just textbook Protestant-flavored Homophobic Misogyny. Dig through James Dobson’s prodigious backlog of public brainfarts or poke around in the Joe Pyne archives, you’ll find similar sentiments and commentary.
Enjoying good sex with one’s wife is now checks notes gay
Anything that gives a person undeserved pleasure is sinful. And the Protestant Work Ethic teaches us that only productive economy-stimulating labor is a worthwhile pursuit. Sex is a job, not a hobby. You do it to make the babies, not to experience any kind of corporeal pleasure.
raping children on an island is checks notes Ephebophilia
That falls under the “Very Rich Guy’s Addendum” to the Protestant Work Ethic. If you’re rich, it proves you worked harder than everyone else and none of the working class rules apply.
I hate to play the devil’s advocate here, especially since I believe all MAGAs are douchebags, but Luke Moody’s stupid statement could also be interpreted a different way, like maybe he meant that he impregnates his wife every time he gives her an orgasm. So, like, once a year, tops.
But he can get her off without his dick if he wanted
Can you imagine being a woman choosing to fuck a Republican?
This implies women can’t be as bigoted as men and i can tell you they most CERTAINLY can
I don’t really think it does. I’d think an awful bigoted woman would want to have an orgasm during sex just as much as anyone else.
Want and deserve, tho, are very different.
I can definitely see them being convinced orgasms are bad. They were convinced to vote for a rapist
I can’t imagine treating someone I love that way.
That’s a common urban legend that has been pervasive, but is still untrue. Conservatives get ZERO pussy, and that problem was conquered in 1976 when they began to reproduce asexually.
Conservatives get ZERO pussy
Everyone knows the Other Team is a bunch of unfuckable losers, while Our Team is irresistibly sexy. “Liberals get ZERO pussy” is the line you’ll see all over conservative online communities, typically complimented with “Look at these ugly idiots saying stupid shit” meme material.
At the same time, “all your teenagers are getting pregnant” is a line conservatives and liberals love to throw at one another. So you get to bend your brain into a pretzel trying to explain why everyone is - simultaneously - incel homebodies nobody wants to fuck and trailer trash having a dozen kids out of wedlock because they can’t control their animal urges.
It was a joke. I don’t think that way. Which is why I put something absurd and outlandish at the very end, so no one would possibly think I was being serious.
I’m not sure they all choose.
Can you imagine choosing to fuck a democrat? Id want to find ouf many many kids she has to know how much welfare she getting. Spin the wheel cuz she has at least 1 std.
Oh, she doesn’t want a husbsnd, she just wants the money from child support.
Look republican girls are just as stupid and shitty, if you decide to “pick a side” and you are red or blue, just leave my colorless ass outta your bullshit.
Edit: basically if a large part of your “identity” is being left or right. Red or blue. Democrat or or republican. I dont particularly want to talk to you.
I also realize it may be an intelligence issue. I may to stupid to understand all the minutiaes. But alas, politics sucks.
Remember guys, if you don’t get her pregnant every single time you have sex then you’re gay.
Turns out gay sex is the best sex! 🌈🏳️🌈🌈👨❤️👨👩❤️👩👩❤️👨
Having sex with your wife exactly once a year to avoid seeming too gay to the homies.
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This is why I’m purposefully avoiding news channels and questioning inflammatory news headlines.
Both sides try to amp up their people with BS headlines and once you really see through a lot of it, you end up seeing the manipulation all over.
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That works out to the same thing. He thinks sex with his wife is gay.
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It is gay to make your wife’s pussy wet?
She has to be in pain otherwise you’re a fag that has feelings.
Insanity.
Calm down Ben Shapiro
talibans with a red hat
Y’all Qaeda
These guys just need to stick with toys and leave women out of it.
He has massive closet energy
They have the gay and are constantly running from it.
I’m have that kind of gay sex with his wife if she’s up for it. I hope the gays cheer me on when we do it too
Like this man ever gave his wife an orgasm.
So, a man having sex with a woman is gay…
