Det er bedre å stole på tissen enn å tisse på stolen!
The picture doesn’t do justice to the evil that is sharting. Especially in the middle of a long run.
This is well thought out
Ah yes, I often shit while I shit.
Yea, Me too
I don’t. What’s wrong with you?
We ingest proper amounts of fiber in our diets.
Sometimes you think youre done and as you go to wipe, guts are like “but wait, theres more!”
So pissing while farting sucks but farting while pissing is OK?
Tis better to be pissed off than pissed on
That’s a matter of opinion.
Stop pretending like you don’t fart when you pee, there’s no shame in it. That’s typically the time to moan, if you’re going to do it.
All while you’re looking your urinal neighbor straight in the eye.
Relevant username
Do it again, but include sneezing this time.
If you fart and sneeze at the same time, your body takes a screenshot.
Core memory
I haven’t stopped shitting for the last… checks watch twenty two years. Any combo is nice. The triple is a beaut
A remarkable example of a non-Hermitian operator
Shitting turns out to be the most hazardous activity of the trifecta.
