No, they said discrete. Each mammoth dildo is individually wrapped.
That’s just the latest Bezos rocket under wraps. The final version will achieve perfect penis proportions for getting deep into space.
BREAKING: “Dr.Evil is suing Jeff Bezos for IP infringement. Dr.Evil gives statement on the matter. - “What’s next freaking lasers on freaking sharks!?”” More at 11pm.
Dr. Evil demands compensation of
Is it legal to shot someone after you post a sign?
I hope your mom is enjoying her new dildo.
That’s actually the return trip to Wish.com. Those pictures always overpromise, she didn’t expect the miniature version.
“It’s a twenty-foot cock and balls man. It don’t look like nothing else.”
LPT.
If you’re using a toy that big, the neighbors and the police already know what’s going on
Responding for a friend
What does LPT stand for?
Life Pro Tip.
Paging Dr. Evil.
What is it actually? Is it some price of industrial equipment that just happens to look like a Johnson? Or is it part of a parade float or something?
What is that thing in the sky? It looks like a huge…
JOHNSON!
Yes sir?
Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this
Dick! take a look out of starboard. My God! It looks like a huge…
Woody? Woody Harrelson?
Maybe it’s Nicole’s.
Ma! MA!! Ma, yer mail’s here!
🎶 Was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June
In a Kenworth pullin’ dong 🎶
Seems like my package has been delayed in transit!
Your mom been on Amazon again?
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Now that’s a strapon if I’ve ever seen one. And it might actually get off if it goes flacid halfway 🤔
