That’s painful sounding
Oh how I wish it made beautiful
cellodouble bass sounds.Instead my sounds exactly like I’m playing a soda cup with that plastic lid.
That is a cello, it’s Yo-yo Ma in the picture.
Oh, right, forgot about that dude.
I should also call my mom (unrelated to urethra music).
And yo mom (related to urethra music).
Sounds like a marimba when you get to the bendy bit.
Not this again
Not
thispiss again
I remember when I learned what sounding is.
I fondly remember a time period before that.
That was today for me
My condolences.
Not posting this was free.
For everything else, there’s MasterCard
Hotel? Trivago
Yeah, try sliding your Mastercard into your urethra.
Using the wrong tool when a vagina can do that all day long with no effort whatsoever.
Why?
Why not?
You do you)
I too am a connoisseur of urinary tract infections. /s
Actual strawman just dropped
I sure miss 5 seconds ago when I haven’t seen this post yet
Porn hub should start selling penis sound-pods. A flexible Bluetooth enabled rod that you stick in your penis to receive stimulation via musical sound waves translated into whatever waves are best received via your dick.
New chess grandmaster strat just dropped
Relevant username.
Holleerrrrinnn
